Online Dating sites

As well as browsing Literotica, I considered the possibility of actually meeting someone in person. But I had no idea of how to go about it. I don't go out to bars, my social scene involves people I've known for years, and who know me as being married!

So I googled local dating, and came up with a website .... Gumtree. As well as classified ads for everything imaginable, they also have a dating section. Using my city as a basis, I read the 'men seeking women' ads. And ... Oh. My. God. There are some odd requests out there. Men looking for casual sex, well, that is fair enough. Men looking for women to watch them masturbate, to just receive or give oral, or to meet them in a car, essentially blind, and fuck there and then.

I browsed the ads for weeks, some of the requests are truly bizarre, and I must confess, I found them to be fascinating. Given my limited sexual experience, I was thrilled and filled with an almost morbid curiosity about other people's sexual desires. From the site tonight, here are a few choice snippets of what men are looking for . . . . . .

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Why is this so hard? Why do I have strange people contacting me?

NB: B-L area only

Long standing Dominant looking for a true and honest female submissive for training. Prefer newcomer but someone already into the lifestyle is fine - but no SAM/brats.

This is a lifestyle choice. No swingers, sex seekers and the like. Only BDSM!

Please be honest about this - no timewasters.

I know there are femmes out there who read this and think "This is me, but I am afraid to answer".

I have met such people and they are really not what they think (a sub/slave) - are you totally sub/slave?

I am looking for a real, long term sub. Due to family health I cannot accommodate.

RSVP

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Hi ladies. I'm attached but not married & i have a freebie next saturday night 17/10/09. Will consider from 18 to 40 years old but you must not be clingy. I'm pretty open minded & hope you will be the same. I can travel & acommodate so getting a place won't be an issue. I'm good looking, decent build (not stringy or fat) & can perform quite well, love giving oral & im bloody good at it Pics will obviously be swapped 1st before any meeting takes place & maybe a chat too if thats important to you. Text preferrable on (mobile phone number)

On MSN too

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Have you a fantasy of paying a man for fun?
Do you have jobs that need doing around your home that you would pay me to do?
I am looking for a wee job on the side. Are you a lonely lady that needs a mans company for whatever. If your paying I'll be there.
Very open minded so should be able to accomodate your requirements.

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Attractive Male, Looking for a female to piss all over him, If she would like to be pissed on too this can also be arranged but is not essential. It doesn't matter what age, size or colour you are, This invite open to ALL females who likes the thought of using me as a human toilet.

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OK HERE IT GOES.
IM 30 AND FOR A GOOD PART OF MY LIFE I HAVE WANTED TO BE WITH AN OLDER WOMAN,IVE RECENTLY CAME INTO SOME MONEY DUE TO A CLAIM AND IM LOOKING TO BLOW A GOOD BIT OF IT BY SPENDING A HOUR OR NIGHT OR WHATEVER WITH SOME ONE OLDER THAN MY SELF.
IM WILLING TO BOOK A HOTEL AND PAY FOR EVERYTHING,IM GUESSING U CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IM LOOKING IN RETURN.IM WILLING TO PAY 300 FOR AN HOUR WITH SOMEONE,NOT LOOKING ANYTHING KINKY JUST STRAIGHT SEX.
WOULD PRF 45PLUS BUT AM OPEN TO OFFERS AND YOUR PRIVACY IS ASSURED AS IS MINE,IM GOOD LOOKING,WELL SO IM TOLD LOL AND WORK OUT 3TIMES A WEEK AT A LOCAL GYM.
100%GENUINE ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE.
THANKS FOR READING

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Hello ladies, i am a tall dark and handsome male who is presently trapped in a loveless marriage, i am looking for an attractive horny woman to awaken the fire inside me again. i have a large cock and can travel to be with you whenever i have some down-time. I know I work too hard but I have to concentrate on something eh? I love woman who are sexually liberated and know what they want. I enjoy foreplay immensely and love giving oral. Would prefer you to be shaved, nothing so nice. get in touch WITH a photo and I will be in touch soon.look forward to hearing from you.
PS The dirtier the email the quicker i'll reply.

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ill get naked and hard, wank on cam as you watch

ill get my fleshlight out and put lube over my thick hard cock

then ill fuck the fleshlight in what ever position you tell me to as you watch along

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I mean, seriously ..... what is going on there! The world is full of crazy people!

But there were two ads that I replied to. They're not there now, sadly I didn't save them. One was a guy, fairly local, looking for no strings sex, saying that looks weren't important. I replied to that one because I was worried that my looks wouldn't be very good. The other was a married man, stated quite plainly that he was educated, intelligent, married, unfulfilled.... He was a similar age to me, and I thought that his situation being similar to mine might be a good thing.

So, the first guy, Chris, emailed me back and forth a few times, and we exchanged photos. He looked nice in his photo, and he said that he thought I looked gorgeous, which was an ego boost.

I was also emailing Julian, the married guy. He seemed nice enough as well, although I wasn't sure from his photo if I would really fancy him in person.

After a week or so of emailing, Chris asked me to meet him, and we agreed to meet on a Friday night in a coffee shop in town. When we turned up, I knew immediately that nothing would happen. I didn't fancy him at all. He seemed really nice, we were both deathly nervous, and we chatted over a cup of tea. He was just not my type, and we talked for about an hour before I made my excuses to leave. He seemed quite disappointed, he seemed to think that I would actually jump in his car and go home with him for rampant sex there and then!

But he lived in a dodgy part of town, there was no way I would be going there, and he just wasn't my type. I did go away with a spring in my step, though - he clearly fancied me.

When I got home, I had emails from Julian. He came on to yahoo chat, and we video chatted for hours, it was really fun and he looked much nicer on cam than he had in his picture. I knew that I was free the whole next day and he commented that his wife was away for the weekend.... on impulse I asked did he want to meet me for dinner the next night. We arranged to meet at a neutral coffee shop, with the option of going out for dinner, or going back to his to share his pizza......